Think thin

Steve/Tony, figuring the interwebs

 CaptainRogers has joined the chat
 Stark6 has joined the chat
CaptainRogers: Tony, exactly how did you talk me into coming to this chat again
Stark6: Because you can't resist my charm, and you need to make yourself familiar with the internet more
CaptainRogers: How does chatting help? And charm? Ha, they day you are charming is the day I'm not blonde.
Stark6: You see this, this is me laughing my ass off. Also Cap, it's to help you make yourself familiar with the creepers, fangirls and trolls.
CaptainRogers: What are creepers? Are they some types of bugs? And fangirls, are they girl fans? Trolls exist, right?
Stark6: Alright Cap, one at a time, lemme break it down for you, creepers are seemingly nice people who offer you sex, or offer you candy to get sex. Don't take the candy by the way, it's a lie. No Steve, fangirls are not wind fans that are female, they are women ranging from 11-40 that can't get enough of us. And finally, no Steve, trolls with green skin and big ears do not exist, trolls on the internet are people who piss you off with various memes and comebacks.
CaptainRogers: So basically you're two out of three on all of them
Stark6: Ye-Hey! Not funny Steve, I am not a creeper or a troll, if I were, you'd be a fangirl
CaptainRogers: Are you questioning my masculinity?
Stark6: Maybe, cause I reckon Natasha's manlier thank you Star Spangled man.
CaptainRogers: ....
Stark6: U mad bro?
CaptainRogers: Fuck you Tony
Stark6: Gladly, but shouldn't it be the other way around?
CaptainRogers: ...I'm bringing Thor and Clint into this chat...
 ThunderGodThor has been added to the chat
 TheEyeofTheHawk has been added to this chat
ThunderGodThor: What is the meaning of this?!
CaptainRogers: Hello Thor, I added you to this chat with me and Tony
TheEyeofTheHawk: Hey, did anyone forget about me?
Stark6: Dude, sorry, we give more attention to the arrows than you.
TheEyeofTheHawk: How about I shove one up your ass Stark?
ThunderGodThor: Is that even possible? And why have I been added into this conversation!
CaptainRogers: Besides Tony, you and Clint were the only ones online.
ThunderGodThor: Since when are we on a line?
Stark6: It means being able to talk to each other hammer head
ThunderGodThor: Is this some sort of trickery?! I shall smite this contraption!
 ThunderGodThor has disconnected
TheEyeofTheHawk: Looks like Thor destroyed his computer again
Stark6: Remind me why we let him own one
TheEyeofTheHawk: I guess for kicks.
CaptainRogers: Isn't it rude to kick people?
Stark6: He means for amusement Steve.
CaptainRogers: Oh...
TheEyeofTheHawk: So, what do we do now?
Stark6: Up for a horror movie?
CaptainRogers: Horror movie? 
TheEyeofTheHawk: Movies with dangerous elements of blood and gore included.
Stark6: Remember that movie we watched last month, the one with the hockey mask guy?
CaptainRogers: Are you insane? I never want to watch anything like that again!
Stark6: Don't worry Cap, I'll protect you from the monsters and then we can have sex.
TheEyeofTheHawk: You are too disgusting for your own good sometimes Stark.
Stark6: Jealous that I get better ass then you?
CaptainRogers: Why do you have to bring this up on the internet, much less with Clint.
Stark6: Angry because I haven't cuddled enough with you?
CaptainRogers: Clint, do you mind taking a short trip away from the computer?
TheEyeofTheHawk: Sure, not at all.
 TheEyeofTheHawk has changed to away mode
Stark6: Just you and me now babe.
CaptainRogers: Stop calling me babe Tony.
Stark6: But it's a good nickname for you.
CaptainRogers: Just come over to my house already.
Stark6: I thought you'd never ask, gimme 5 minutes tops and I'll be there to cuddle and watch the movie with you.
CaptainRogers: It's good to know you come over for things other than sex.
Stark6: Only for you Steve, only for you.
 Stark6 has disconnected.
 TheEyeofTheHawk has re-entered
TheEyeofTheHawk: It safe now?
CaptainRogers: Yeah, won't be here for long though, got a date with Tony.
TheEyeofTheHawk: Good luck then. I have to go, Thor and Loki are being to loud again, pray that I don't get roped into their kinks...
 TheEyeofTheHawk has disconnected
 CaptainRogers has changed to Do Not Disturb

strawberrydacri:

Loki’s Children by Sandara on deviantART

m4gicals:

number 1 rule of tumblr: you must reblog when ever our creator comes up on your dash

comeonandachewithme:

HELP AND REBLOG PLEASE.

if you do one thing today, fucking reblog this. You could be the reason for someone surviving. It takes seconds. Do it.

tragicvisi0n:

So…Iron Man 3…

At first…I thought…

And then Stony feels attacked my perverted brain…and…

shewantedtowrite:

doctorsxperiment221b:

kayaoceshie:

cookiecakes:

heysammy:zerachin:catgoboom:

#Did he just RP with someone because I think he’s just become my most favourite celebrity ever.

hiddles is dabes

#tom hiddleston #just rp’d #with a fan #TOM HIDDLESTON JUST RP’D WITH A FAN #TOM HIDDLESTONEGMGDGSGJSIJDG #DED

i just can’t…my brain. lol

THIS IS WHY I LOVE HIM.

FOREVER REBLOG.

LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE OF THIS FLAWLESSNESS

nickgroffsarmy:

How can people call him a douche bag? He’s anything but one.

becomeonewithloki:

lokii-d:

insanityismyfriend:

Tumblr…tumblr what is this thing?

Are you sick?
Have you been struck with a sudden case of dumb?

No tumblr. No.

EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT.

Anyways I’ve tried to find friends from FB. And there is none.

What’s wrong with you, my friends? If you aren’t on tumblr, what’s your life about so?

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: nottheworstthing

The next person caught telling junior agents that Stark is a “semi-reformed supervillain” will be liable for any medical expenses that ensue.]

snowwhiterenner:

i love this! he can stand any way he likes..hes hot

eleventhwhovian:

Lokitty by *geothebio

vaginatoria:

#I will never not reblog this #because I love the way Tony just comes right out and says it #like it’s no big deal #like when others meet bruce its kinda the elephant in the room #but tony couldn’t care less

sapphireviking:

I can’t with all this :”D

wolf-in-the-fold:

You had some great fight scenes together. Did you accidentally smack each other in the face? (x)

#EYE SEX, #EYE SEX EVERYWHERE

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: notanightlight

Misters Stark and Banner are reminded that although we have allowed them personal use of one of the helicarrier labs, this does not make it their “Super Secret Fort of Science.” It is not improved by pillow structures. Your IQ does not have to be over 140 points to enter. And it has no secret password.

Aside from the S.H.I.E.L.D. issued one.]